THE LUMPY FAMILY
Age: 44
Sign: Sagittarius
Favorite Color: Sunburst Yellow
Favorite Candy: Good 'n' Plenty
Volleyball Fun Fact: Norb enjoys blocking!
Pet Peeve: "The way Kate Couric interviews. She can ask some of the most dumbass questions."
Age: 40
Sign: Leo
Favorite Color: Apple Green
Favorite Candy: Almond Joy
Volleyball Fun Fact: Mary has never broken a fingernail on the volleyball court!
Pet Peeve: "People at Wal*Mart Supercenter who enter thru the exit and exit thru the enter. Can they not read what it says over the doorway?"
Age: 42
Sign: Gemini
Favorite Color: Lilac
Favorite Candy: Three Muskateers
Volleyball Fun Fact: Noreen almost always plays volleyball in shorts!
Pet Peeve: "People don't know the difference between 'Yield' and 'Merge'!"
Age: 41
Sign: Leo
Favorite Color: Amber
Favorite Candy: M&Ms
Volleyball Fun Fact: Dan led LUMPY out of the primordial volleyball ooze!
Pet Peeve: "CBS, for cancelling 'Walker Texas Ranger' "
Age: 44
Sign: Virgo
Favorite Color: Blue
Favorite Candy: 5th Avenue
Volleyball Fun Fact: Dave has never been thrown out of a game for attacking the referee!
Pet Peeve: "People kicked off of 'Survivor' showing up on talk shows. Will anyone know who these clowns are a year from now?"
Age:
30
Sign: Leo
Favorite Color: Turquoise
Favorite Candy: Smarties
Volleyball Fun Fact: Beth plays volleyball a lot .. like every night sometimes!
Pet Peeve: "The total lack of style that many young women have with their dress today. Either it looks lewd and trashy (tight black spandex pats and a too-tight blouse) or dumpy (loose jeans and a tee-shirt). What ever happened to a nice-looking dress? "
Age: 46
Sign: Capricorn
Favorite Color: Marble Grey
Favorite Candy: Starmints
Volleyball Fun Fact: Jim has spent some time topside ... on the referee's chair!
Pet Peeve: "People who wear their visors upside down anyway on their head. Are they trying to catch rain?"
Age: 36
Sign: Aquarius
Favorite Color: Magenta
Favorite Candy: Almond Snickers
Volleyball Fun Fact: Kerry likes to make nice with the other team!
Pet Peeve: "I hate when people hate on boy bands. It sounds like to me that you're just jealous. Don't be mad that they are making millions and you probably won't ever make that much. "
Age: 36
Sign: Cancer
Favorite Color: Sienna
Favorite Candy: Zero Bar
Volleyball Fun Fact: Björn likes to wear a hat when he plays volleyball ... and he's not even bald or anything!
Pet Peeve: "I get aggravated with people who were ONCE overweight and turn around and DIG at people who are STILL big. "
Age: 39
Sign: Libra
Favorite Color: Taupe
Favorite Candy: Clif Bars
Volleyball Fun Fact: Dean lived in Germany for a year ... there volleyball is called "Stürmfrëit!"
Pet Peeve: "Dennis Miller on Monday Night Football. The guy is pathetic! Dennis, we know you're smart, but you're not funny. And you don't know football, either! ... What's that? ... Oh. Never mind."
Age: 43
Sign: Aries
Favorite Color: Cornflower Blue
Favorite Candy: Tootsie Pops
Volleyball Fun Fact: Karch is the most famous player in the history of the sport!
Pet Peeve: "Stalkers, dude."
Age: 37
Sign: Pisces
Favorite Color: Lemon Yellow
Favorite Candy: Butterfinger
Volleyball Fun Fact: "The J" is a popular volleyball maneuver that is named for Jordan!
Pet Peeve: "All the stupid polls about the election. These polls don't mean much -- the popular vote isn't what wins the election, it's the number of ELECTORAL COLLEGE votes. "
