BRAD SLAGER

Nicknames: Slug Height: 6'2"
Hometown: Phoenix, AZ Weight: N/A
Birthdate (Age): Years w/ Lumpy: 2
Reasons for Dusting Lumpy: Career-Ending Knee Injury
bslager@j2ca.com
Pronounced: Brad Slay-grrrr...Full name is Bradley Claude Slager...Began playing beach volleyball: In order to be closer to Norb...Acquired: Free Agent (Recruited by Norb)...Turn-Ons: The Perfect Coif, The Perfect Clothes for the Occasion, The Perfect Slug...Turn-Offs: The Physical Pain Associated with Blowing Your Knee Out, The Psychological Pain Associated with Having Sand Kicked in Your Face As You Writhe About after Blowing Your Knee Out ...Volleyball Heroes: Corporate Boy, Giorgio Armani, Jeff the Ref.

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