JORDAN LAMB

Nicknames: J Height: 5'8"
Hometown: Palatine, IL Weight: N/A
Birthdate (Age): October 16, 1963 (41) Years w/ Lumpy: 2
Reasons for Dusting Lumpy: Don't Ask, Don't Tell

Pronounced: Jor-dan Lam...Full name is Jordan Jeffrey Lamb...Began playing beach volleyball: Against his Own Better Judgement ...Acquired: Free Agent (Recruited by Mary)...Turn-Ons: Destroying his opponents with a well-timed cutting remark, Destroying his teammates with a well-timed cutting remark, Avoiding The J...Turn-Offs: The J, The J, The J, Teammates forcing him to servce underhand because of The J, Having The J named after him, Being asked, "Has anyone ever told you you look like that guy from Seinfeld?" "Why no, believe it or not, you're the very first."...Volleyball Heroes: That guy from Seinfeld, Jeff the Ref.